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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Comment from the victim, I mean, the new cabinet member

Through hospital officials, Harry Whittington has declined to comment.
"He still kind of wonders what all the hoopla is about," said Peter Banko, administrator of Christus Spohn Hospital Corpus Christi-Memorial.

Dude.
You got shot.
By the VP.
Of the United States.

"You rapscallions with your 'media' and your 'questions'! I miss the good ol' days when a man could shoot a man and there weren't no fuss. You whippersnappers just look to stir up trouble!"

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