High hopes

Apparently from the World Entertainment News Network:

Sylvester Stallone's mother Jackie is urging movie beauty Angelina Jolie to play her in a film the Rambo star is making about her colourful life.
The celebrity astrologer has worked as a circus rider, a trapeze artist, a dermatologist, a trainer of two psychic dogs and appeared on British reality TV show Celebrity Big Brother earlier this year (05).
And her doting son insists her experiences would make a gripping movie, particularly if the Tomb Raider star gives in to his mother's demands, reports British newspaper the Daily Mail.
An insider says, "Jackie's adamant. She wants to be played by Angelina Jolie."

As long as we're playing the laughably improbable card, I want Nicole Kidman to play me.