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Thursday, August 11, 2005

My "Seinfeld" episode idea

Jerry does something to some woman while ______ (fill in the blank. Maybe they're in line at the dry cleaner's, or he steals a parking space from her but thinks he deserved it, whatever). That woman knows Elaine but doesn't know Jerry, so she complains to Elaine about Jerry. Jerry's talking to Kramer about this run-in with the random person when Elaine comes in and starts complaing about what this rude guy did to her friend.
Then Elaine gets the idea to set up Jerry and this random friend up on a blind date.
Jerry and the woman meet at the restaurant but don't realize that they're the blind date duo, but recognize each other from the run-in, so start fighting again about _______(the place in line, who was at the dry cleaner's first, who deserved the parking space, whatever).
So they're fighting and Elaine shows up to spy on the blind date.
Obviously it's going poorly. The random woman storms out, leaving Jerry and Elaine alone.
And then some clever ending.

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