Old-fashioned

My 93-year-old uncle just called to make sure that it was OK that he didn't think it was right that my brother had a baby out of wedlock:

UH: Can't you talk some sense into that young man?
Me: Have you ever tried talking sense into a young man? It's a losing battle!
UH: Well, I think the way you did it was sensible. Get married. Then everything that happens after is perfectly legal.
Me: It's a different time.
UH: What do you think? Do you think he's just going to run out on this girl?
Me: Uh ... uh ... it's a different time.
UH: I just hope he's not there when I come out in July.