I want money!

You know what: Everything can be solved with money.
Money itself won't make you happy, but money can pay for a trainer, who can get you healthy, which will make you happy.
Money can pay for you to travel, which will make you happy.
Money can pay for movies to go to, amusement parks to visit, books to read, all of which will make you happy.

It made sound merely like a complaint of the poor, but money would make me happy!
I'd visit my family in the Midwest more often.
I'd see more movies.
I'd buy more books.

And I think these are noble desires!