That's amore!

It seems our relationship works because we both have dirty minds.
Last night, a commercial for some ice cream treat, something like the Super Chunky Chocolate Blender, came on.
I turn to Dave and say, "I love YOUR Super Chunky Chocolate Blender. Even though it's not chunky ... or chocolate ... or a blender."
Dave: "It's a Super Nutty Vanilla Penis."

We decided it's the perfect name for a Japanese pop band.