Story titles

"Cleaning Instructions for a Bulletproof Vest"

I think that would be a great name for a short story.
My mom thinks it sounds like a haiku for the New Yorker.

I love discovering titles, flowing poetic phrases that occur naturally in conversation and make you think there should be a story, book or rock band already using them.

Other titles I've discovered
"Brick Wall Jesus"
"Down Roads We'll Never Go"
"Across an Empty Parking Lot"