"SANTA RULES!"

I wanna do a heavy metal song called "Santa Rules!" and mess with people's heads:

He's in red and he rules,
At least one night a year.
With his gifts and his joy.
And eight flying reindeer.

He'll drop in on you
When he's least expected.
Air traffic on his eve's
Not really congested.

We can't say the holiday
In public schools
But we can have kids
who say "SANTA RULES!"